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Nope, it's a survey. But it's only 9 questions long (multiple choice!) and, based on our quasi-scientific calculations and numerous informal surveys, it should take you no more than 43 seconds to complete. So, go ahead and make us proud:
And, to thank you for laboring through our 43-second survey, we present you with John Denver, singing on skis while rocking a 1980s ski suit and sweet custom rhinestone goggles for a whole 2 minutes, 53 seconds (during which you could hypothetically take the survey four more times!). Thanks for your help, and we hope you enjoy.