Time to go all Troy McClure up in here:
“I’m sure you’ll be happy to hear that kayaking’s a remarkably safe sport.”
Why yes, Troy, I am happy to hear that!
There’s the wooden dialogue, the awkward hand gestures, the stock footage. But not everyone who rents a boat for the first time—or goes river touring for the thousandth—has safety down to a routine.
So leave it to us (via paddle sport retailer NRS) to be your boring dad: refresh your season with a quick video reminding you to wear a PFD, check the weather, and stay in sight of shore.