Lance Armstrong Foundation Drops Cyclist's Name

Staff Writer
Organization erases ties to fallen cyclist, now 'Livestrong'

The hits just keep on coming for Lance.

The Lance Armstrong Foundation has officially changed its name to the Livestrong Foundation, effectively erasing any associations to the former cycling champ. This comes on the tails first of Lance stepping down as chairman of the organization and then from the board of directors.

Lucky for Livestrong, only 17 percent of the population even knew that it was called the “Lance Armstrong Foundation” in the first place.*

And Lucky for Lance, he’s still busy “just layin’ around,” surrounded by his Yellows.

*This statement is made up. But really, did anyone know it was called the “Lance Armstrong Foundation?”